Where Do All The Kittiwakes Go At Christmas? 2026

Flying back due to Poop-ular demand.

Where Do All The Kittiwakes Go At Christmas?

Plays from Sat 19 - Thu 31 Dec 2026.

Sprinkled with ideas from local schoolchildren, this festive tale will have the whole family squawking with laughter!

Ever wondered where all those cheeky seaside birds go when Christmas comes and there aren’t any fish and chips left to steal?

Well this alternative Christmas play will answer that very question. Hosted by two REAL LIFE Kittiwakes, you might start your story in shivery Newcastle but in no time you will be flying around the world, meeting all kinds of outrageous feathery friends and maybe even (shhhhhh!) learning the secret to a long and happy life….

This pair of cheeky seabirds returning to a bigger stage this year, will warm hearts and have all the family squawking with laughter. With music interaction, captivating storytelling, bold adventures and a sprinkling of Geordie references. 

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