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What's On tells you everything that's happening at Live Theatre over the coming months. If you're interested in new writing, comedy, live music or visiting theatre then why not browse through the categories above to find out more about what Live Theatre has on offer from September to December 2010.

Whatever takes your fancy, simply book now via Live’s secure online booking system or call the box office on (0191) 232 1232 where our team of box office staff will be happy to help.

We also have a number of special offers currently available.

VIEW BROCHURE ONLINE

  • Thursday 2 September, 8pm
  • LOCATION: Studio Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 16+
  • TICKETS: £6; £4 concession
  • DURATION: Approx 2 hours 15 minutes including interval
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Craig Taylor’s One Million Tiny Plays About Britain were originally printed weekly in The Guardian.  Ranging in length from a line to two pages; some were hilarious; others moving, some thought-provoking but all inspired by the places and people of Great Britain.  Don’t miss the first chance to see a selection of Craig’s tiny plays performed at Live Theatre. 

Audiences are also invited to provide four writers with ideas to create a tiny play to be written and performed during the course of the evening.

Click Read More to find out whose 'Millions' scripts were chosen and which writers you could be providing inspiration too. 
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Heidi Talbot

Jumpin’ Hot Club presents

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  • Thursday 2 September, 8pm
  • LOCATION: Main Theatre
  • TICKETS: £12.50
  • DURATION: Approx 3 hours
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Join Irish singer-songwriter Heidi Talbot as she debuts songs from her new album The Last Star which features both traditional songs and new tunes written by Heidi, John McCusker (fiddle) and Boo Hewerdine (guitar). Heidi did 45 dates with Eddi Reader in 2009 and also tours with Drever, McCusker and Woomble. She originally cut her teeth as lead singer with Cherish The Ladies.

‘A voice that’s both Awestruck and Tender’ New York Times

Paul Tonkinson & Ian Cognito Double-Bill

The Grinning Idiot Comedy Club & Live Theatre present

  • Saturday 4 September, 8pm
  • LOCATION: Main Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 16+
  • TICKETS: £10: £8 concession
  • DURATION: Aprox 2 hours 30 minutes including an interval
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Paul Tonkinson
Stand-up comedian, writer, presenter, actor and voiceover artiste Paul is a much sought after comedian for live comedy shows all over the UK and internationally.
‘Brilliant’ The Independent

Ian Cognito
One of the best comics on the national circuit, Ian Cognito is a veteran who clearly knows what he’s doing as he spits his darkly humorous vitriol over an unsuspecting crowd.
‘Just stunning’ The Guardian

With support from Luke Benson
 
  • Monday 6 September, 8pm
  • LOCATION: Live Bar
  • SUITABILITY: 18+
  • TICKETS: £1 per head
  • DURATION: Approx 2 hours
 
Jolt your brain back into the working week with Live's Arts + Entertainment Quiz. Taking place in Live's atmospheric bar simply bring along your own team of culture vultures to have a chance of winning a host of fantastic prizes. 

The A+E Quiz costs just £1 per team member and there's no need to book so just grab your mates and head down to Live Theatre for a great night out on the first Monday of every month. 

This month's prizes include tickets to see The Girl In The Yellow Dress and A Play, A Pie & A Pint's Fly Me To The Moon.

The Girl In The Yellow Dress

A Live Theatre, The Market Theatre & Citizens Theatre Co-production

  • Tuesday 7 to Saturday 18 September
  • LOCATION: Main Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 14+
  • TICKETS: £12 to £18
  • DURATION: Approx 1 hour 30 minutes
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Celia, a beautiful young English teacher has started a new life in Paris. But when she takes on a French-Congolese pupil, a relationship develops that starts to unravel dark truths from her past.

Brimming with humour, rage and longing, this gripping play is both a minute exploration of an increasingly  hazardous romantic entanglement and an insight into the tensions around class, race, language and identity that lie at the heart of present-day South Africa.

Watch the video Chat with Director and Cast  

Watch the trailer for The Girl In The Yellow Dress.

 
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  • Friday 10 & Saturday 11 September, 11am & 1pm
  • SUITABILITY: all ages
  • TICKETS: Free, please contact the box office to book
  • DURATION: Approx 1 hour
 
Take a sneaky look behind the scenes in the Grade 1 and 2 bonded warehouses and almshouses that make up Live Theatre’s home on Newcastle’s quayside. This free event includes the chance to hear the history of the buildings and the theatre company which has inhabited this location for over 25 years.

Forward Theatre Project

An associate of Paines Plough.
 

  • Friday 10 September, 5.30pm
  • LOCATION: Studio Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 14+
  • TICKETS: Free
  • DURATION: Approx 1 hour 30 minutes
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Forward Theatre Company are exploring the close sense of community in the city of Newcastle and the concept of local icons. The piece is being created in house by a series of interviews and meetings with select locals and FTP are coming to the Live Theatre 6th - 10th September to continue their research and development of this project. On Friday 10th September at 5.30pm there will be a showing of their work in progress and they’re keen for you – the audience - to feedback on its development.


 
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Fly Me To The Moon
By Marie Jones

A Play, A Pie & A Pint

  • Monday 13 to Friday 17 September, 6pm
  • LOCATION: Studio Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 14+
  • TICKETS: £10
  • DURATION: Approx 45 minutes
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Sponsored by Dicksons & Foster's
A Paines Plough / Òran Mór Production Presented by Live Theatre

Fly Me To The Moon
- Francis and Loretta are broke community care workers. Davy, one of their charges, has had a posthumous win on the horses and the women grapple with their conscience.

Ticket price includes a drink (lager, wine or a nonalcoholic beverage) plus a meat or vegetarian pie. Food will be served 30 minutes before each performance.

Watch the video Interview with Marie Jones
 
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In The Pipeline by Gary Owen

A Play, A Pie & A Pint

  • Monday 20 to Friday 24 September, 6pm
  • LOCATION: Main Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 14+
  • TICKETS: £10
  • DURATION: Approx 45 minutes
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Sponsored by Dicksons & Foster's
A Paines Plough / Òran Mór Production Presented by Live Theatre

In The Pipeline - A massive liquid gas line tears through the countryside of west Wales. Gary Owen opens the doors to three of the residents in the port of Milford Haven.

Ticket price includes a drink (lager, wine or a nonalcoholic beverage) plus a meat or vegetarian pie. Food will be served 30 minutes before each performance.

Watch the video Interview with Director David Horan
 
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The Uncertainty Files by Linda Mclean

A Play, A Pie & A Pint

  • Monday 27 September to Friday 1 October, 6pm
  • LOCATION: Main Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 14+
  • TICKETS: £10
  • DURATION: Approx 45 minutes
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Sponsored by Dicksons & Foster's
A Paines Plough / Òran Mór Production Presented by Live Theatre

The Uncertainty Files - "When I get really overwhelmed I go to a drugstore and look at the little sample sizes in the travel section and it calms me because I can try anything and not commit to it."

Ticket price includes a drink (lager, wine or a nonalcoholic beverage) plus a meat or vegetarian pie. Food will be served 30 minutes before each performance.
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  • Friday 1 & Saturday 2 October, 8pm
  • SUITABILITY: 14+
  • TICKETS: £10; £8 concession
  • DURATION: Approx 1 hour
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Ever since he was a young boy, Mr Drayton wanted his name to be synonymous with the acting Glitterati of Scunthorpe, alongside Liz Smith, Joan Plowright and Tony Jacklin. He ran away to Blackpool with a community theatre group, toured the world dressed in black velvet and to this day, enjoys life as a stand-up comedian.

‘He was doing so well at school until he was 14, then it went pear-shaped’ Mr Drayton (Snr)

Calais by April De Angelis

A Play, A Pie & A Pint

  • Monday 4 to Friday 8 October, 6pm
  • LOCATION: Main Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 14+
  • TICKETS: £10
  • DURATION: Approx 45 minutes
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Sponsored by Dicksons & Foster's
A Paines Plough / Òran Mór Production Presented by Live Theatre

Calais
 - Explores the way in which Britain constructs an idea of itself through a war hero but questions how society really treats those involved in war?

Ticket price includes a drink (lager, wine or a nonalcoholic beverage) plus a meat or vegetarian pie. Food will be served 30 minutes before each performance.
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Ncamisa! Kiss the Women

UK Arts International & Afrovibes present

  • Tuesday 5 & Wednesday 6 October, 8.30pm
  • LOCATION: Main Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 14+. This production includes partial nudity.
  • TICKETS: £10: £8 concession
  • DURATION: Approx 1 hour
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A breath-taking and explosive play, directed by Peter Hayes and performed by Pam Ngwabeni. This play deals with the fallout of being a lesbian in Khayelitsha, a township on the outskirts of Cape Town. It depicts a world of light living and deep passion, casual violence and serious relationships, woven together with soccer and song and a soundtrack with Antony and the Johnsons and Lucinda Williams. Welcome to South Africa, where a deviating lifestyle easily meets agression and violence.

Why not start the evening with A Play, A Pie & A Pint?

A Face Like Mine

UK Arts International & Afrovibes present

  • Thursday 7 & Friday 8 October, 8.30pm
  • LOCATION: Main Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 14+. This production contains full nudity.
  • TICKETS: £10: £8 concession
  • DURATION: Approx. 1 hour
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Asanda Phewe, University of Cape Town’s Best Theatre-Maker of 2008, explores the many fragmented perceptions black women have of themselves. This is a deeply personal examination of what it means to be a young black woman in today’s society. And to dream how it would be to be a white girl. Asanda Phewa battles with an imposed identity and other’s expectations at the cost of her own dreams. What if you wanted to clean homes and feel happy with that? Asanda tackles the subject in a very intense and intimate way, with her own body and dark skin.

Why not start the evening with A Play, A Pie & A Pint?

Good With People by David Harrower

A Play, A Pie & A Pint

  • Monday 11 to Friday 15 October, 6pm
  • LOCATION: Main Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 14+
  • TICKETS: £10
  • DURATION: Approx 45 minutes
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Sponsored by Dicksons & Foster's
A Paines Plough / Òran Mór Production Presented by Live Theatre

Good With People - Evan has come home after a long absence. For a day and a night. It's more than enough.

Ticket price includes a drink (lager, wine or a nonalcoholic beverage) plus a meat or vegetarian pie. Food will be served 30 minutes before each performance.
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Seeing Double

Royal Shakespeare Company & Live Theatre present

  • Thursday 14 & Friday 15 October, 8.30pm
  • LOCATION: Main Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 14+
  • TICKETS: £6; £4 concessions
  • DURATION: Approx 1 hour 45 minutes
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After the hugely successful collaboration with the RSC last year, two playwrights have been asked to each write a new forty-five minute piece to be performed as a double-bill by the members of the RSC ensemble. Following on from last year’s Tyneside Stories two exceptional writers Rosalind Wyllie and Ali Muriel have been asked to create two new plays.

Why not start the evening with A Play, A Pie & A Pint?
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  • Saturday 16 October, 8pm
  • LOCATION: Main Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 14+
  • TICKETS: £10: £8 concession
  • DURATION: Approx. 1 hour 45 minutes including interval
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As seen on BBC 1’s Michael McIntyre’s Roadshow, Channel 4’s Best Of The Brighton Comedy Festival and Best UK Headline Act Chortle Award nominee 2010. Life’s not fair and the world’s a disgusting place to live. Andrew Lawrence tries to find some consolation. Join him on his debut UK tour and first show at Live Theatre.

‘Lawrence packs more laughs into one of his ninety seconds rants than most comics manage in half an hour’ The Scotsman

DNA By Dennis Kelly
 

A Juice Festival event

  • Wednesday 20 October, 7.30pm
  • LOCATION: Main Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 13+
  • TICKETS: £6; £4 concession
  • DURATION: Approx 2 hours including post show discussion
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A group of teenagers do something bad, really bad, then panic and cover the whole thing up. But when they find that the cover-up unites them and brings harmony to their otherwise fractious lives, where's the incentive to put things right? 

DNA is a poignant and, sometimes, hilarious tale with a very dark heart.

Presented as part of Juice - NewcastleGateshead's award-winning festival for children and young people.
  • Thursday 21 & Friday 22 October, 8pm
  • LOCATION: Studio Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 14+
  • TICKETS: £6; £4 concession
  • DURATION: Approx 2 hours including interval
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Enjoy an evening of work-in-progress performances of funny and poignant monologues looking at ordinary young women at extraordinary points in their lives including new work by Paddy Campbell (Dial-A-Mate) and Lee Mattinson (Me & Cilla). Meet Donna and her reindeer, get to know Stacey and her granddad – and his copy of Readers’ Wives - and take part in the ultimate show and tell presentation.

Jonathan Likes This by Lee Mattinson

A Juice Festival Event

  • Tuesday 26 October, 8pm
  • LOCATION: Studio Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 13+
  • TICKETS: £3
  • DURATION: Approx 1 hour 30 minutes
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When sixteen year old Jonathan Fudge dies, his friends flock to his Facebook page to make sense of the horrible mess. But when Jonathan starts to respond, they begin to wonder whether their friend has disappeared at all.

Join Paul James, Associate Director, Education & Participation and writer Lee Mattinson for a reading of Jonathan Likes This. Take part in a discussion about the future development of this exciting new play which will be performed by members of the Youth Theatre in the Main Theatre in April 2011.

Presented as part of Juice - NewcastleGateshead's award-winning festival for children and young people.
  • Thursday 28 October, 6.30pm
  • LOCATION: Main Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 16+
  • TICKETS: This event is free. Course fees apply.
  • DURATION: Approx 1 hour
 
Live Theatre’s unique new venture...

Learn the art of playwriting from two leading theatre practitioners, watch exclusive videos of award-winning writers including Lee Hall (Billy Elliot, Cooking With Elvis & The Pitmen Painters) and be part of a community of aspiring playwrights.

To register your interest in the course visit www.beaplaywright.com

Course fees apply



 

 
  • Thursday 28 to Saturday 30 October, 8pm
  • LOCATION: Studio Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 16+
  • TICKETS: £8; £6 concession
  • DURATION: Approx 2 hours including interval
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Therapy by Dick Curran
Peter Creme's Eyes by Tracy Whitwell

Following their success as rehearsed readings, enjoy a double-bill of new plays by two of Live Theatre’s emerging writers.  Therapy is an engaging comedy about a driving instructor who is busy trying to negotiate his way between his wife, his therapist and his libido, whilst giving away as little as possible.  Peter Creme’s Eyes is a dark tale about sibling rivalry, bitterness and looking for love in all the wrong places.
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  • Wednesday 3 to Saturday 27 November
  • LOCATION: Main Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 14+
  • TICKETS: £12 to £18
  • DURATION: Approx 1 hour 45 minutes including interval
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Harry’s had some bad news from the doctor and he’s worried. Worried that, because of his life-long political convictions, he hasn't got anything to leave to his sons and grandchildren. So, by joining the property owning democracy, Harry thinks he's helping everyone out. Then the economic downturn gets in the way.

Inheritance is a timely, comic and poignant exploration of how a worldwide recession impacts on the lives of ordinary people.
 
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  • Sunday 7 November, 2pm
  • LOCATION: Main Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 14+
  • TICKETS: Free, booking essential
  • DURATION: Approx 3 hours
 
From the online storyworld of Sheerport meet Alex, Becky and The Announcer, three young guns with the world at their feet and balls enough to take it by storm. But there’s a problem... and they need your help! The Alexander Wilson Project is a transmedia adventure story. This innovative interactive thriller contains action, intrigue and wow moments activated on the internet, mobile, film and now Live Theatre.

Join Alex, Becky and The Announcer on Sunday 7 November for a multimedia theatrical happening featuring: vibrant new theatre pieces, film screenings, audience participation, live music & competitions. To find out more visit www.awproject.co.uk and enter this code for exclusive footage: b717

The event takes place across the ground floor.

Trampled

by Joe Harbot

  • Thursday 11 November, 8pm
  • LOCATION: Studio Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 14+
  • TICKETS: £6; £4 concessions
  • DURATION: 1 hour 30 minutes including an interval
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The first thing we did was plant a hedge all around the outside of the garden. The suburban dream: a beautiful family in a beautiful house with a beautiful garden. Your home is your castle. But what do you do when the walls of that castle are breached? How long can you keep the outside world at bay?
 

As Flies To Wanton Boys

by Karen Laws and Margaret Wilkinson

  • Thursday 25 November, 8pm
  • LOCATION: Studio Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 14+
  • TICKETS: £6; £4
  • DURATION: 1 hour 30 minutes including an interval
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All the good and bad things that befall you are written into your destiny and cannot be altered.

How can you grow up in a corrupt and violent environment without yourself becoming a victim of anti-social behaviour, how do you defend yourself if the forces of law and order can't or won't help? This work-in-progress reading of Margaret Wilkinson and Karen Laws’s tragic-comic play explores the moral ambiguities of life in an ASBO world.
 
  • Thursday 2 December, 7.30pm
  • LOCATION: Main Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 8+
  • TICKETS: £10; concessions £8
  • DURATION: 1 hour 45 minutes including an interval
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The renowned accordionist clown from The New Rope String Band, has been let out on his own.

Dare you come along? Not only will he lead you into a disturbing and hilarious world of miserable kings, tortured jesters and the search for the happiest man alive, but he will then break your heart with beautiful songs and make you want to sing with joy. Your lives may never be the same again. 
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  • Friday 3 & Saturday 4 December, 8pm
  • TICKETS: £10
  • DURATION: Approx 3 hours
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Be entertained by Tyneside favourites, The Caffrey Brothers, as they return to Live Theatre with their original songs in a rock style, performed in their distinctive three part harmonies.
  • Monday 6 to Sunday 12 December, 8pm
  • SEE ALL PERFORMANCES
  • LOCATION: Main Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 16+
  • TICKETS: £12; £10 concessions
  • DURATION: Approx 1 hour 45 minutes including interval
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Sarah Millican, star of Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week and if.comedy Best Newcomer, announces her debut UK tour.

The sweet and filthy Geordie’s stand-up show promises jokes about life, love and what to do when your boyfriend puts a sock on your boob during sex.

"Probably the finest female comedian working at the moment." Time Out
 

The Chalet Lines

by Lee Mattinson

  • Thursday 9 December, 8pm
  • LOCATION: Studio Theatre
  • SUITABILITY: 14+
  • TICKETS: £6; £4
  • DURATION: 2 hours including an interval
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Meet the White family. They’ve been coming to Butlins for generations - for holidays, birthdays and weddings. Now they’re here to celebrate Nana Barbara’s seventieth in style and they’re not going to let a few family squabbles get in the way of the most electrifying party Butlins has ever seen. Come and hear the latest draft of Lee Mattinson’s hilarious new play.
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  • Friday 17 December, 8pm
  • LOCATION: Main Theatre
  • TICKETS: £10
  • DURATION: Approx 3 hours including an interval
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Join Archie Brown for an evening of Rock and Roll at their annual Christmas shebang. With guest artists lined up don’t miss out on the hottest ticket of the social season. Dancing shoes are not optional.